So, about three seconds after searching ‘how does a toilet work’ on google, I found www.toiletology.com. I shouldn’t be surprised, theres so much weird stuff on the INTARWEB that this is nothing spectactular. And its not, I assure you.

I found this article to be most interesting on how a toilet bowl actually flushes. Now I (and you) know how to flush a toilet. And that previous sentence was for every English teacher I have ever had. Super.

Here’s something that will be fun. I will list the reasons why I do not like my stomach, and would like a new one. Basically, what I need is a new stomach, esophagus, and digestive system. Any donors?

10 Reasons Why I Need A New Stomach
1 ) I cannot eat spicy Thai Food.
2 ) I cannot eat Mexican food.
3 ) I cannot drink coffee.
4 ) I cannot drink alcohol.
5 ) I cannot eat Nino Salvaggio’s meatloaf.
6 ) I have chest pains, due to heartburn, when [1-5].
7 ) My throat feels like its swelling, due to heartburn, when [1-5]
8 ) Its big. I want a smaller one.
9 ) Aciphex twice daily.
10) I cannot eat Mexican food.

So sue me— I like mexican food. I just want to be able to eat a meal, and not have stomach pains for the next 2-4 hours afterwards. I want to be able to sleep at night, after eating dinner. Oh, and just because i said ‘I cannot’ in that list does not necessarily mean ‘I do not’. I do, and most times, I suffer the consequences.

Now, I do realize that not having 1-5 is probably very good for me– not only healthy, but cheaper. But what fun would life be without Starbucks.

Oh, yeah, I am writing in here more often. Beth suggested that I not talk just about music, and I suppose I could try to not limit it to just music I am listening to.. especially considering I am stuck in a music-listening rut. Anyway.

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