I got a letter today from Comcast in the mail. It talks about how they are the greatest, and are going to get even BETTAR.
They are going to increase the upload cap from (bear with the technical terms) MOLASSES to WATERED-DOWN-MOLASSES. It will be “faster than ever!“. Whatever.
Look at all these other “exciting” features they will begin to provide. I’ll comment on each of them.
Are you seeing a pattern here.
White/Yellow Pages, Weather, Stock Quotes, photo center, live chat support, shopping.
Gee. I’m glad they finally decided to add these “new features” to the INTARWEB. They are the greatest now.
Its exciting. BAH.
24 is on. I’m watching. I’m glad the crack has returned. They best not take it away for more than 7 days again…. EVAR.
I have alot to write about today. Onto the yuppies of Rochester Hills. I was at Panera Bread. A family was in the next booth.
“You didn’t eat all of your soup”, said the mom.
“I don’t want anymore”, said the kid.
“Daddys going away and leaving town next week because you didnt finish your dinner.”
I couldn’t help but laugh. It reminded me of a website or email I saw once that had ‘Kids books that would never get published’, or something.
“Daddy Drinks Because You Cry”, etc.
And, a final ‘Check these bands out’ comment.
Check these bands out:
Over It, Mae, Park