Attention Snoop Dogg:

If you have forgotten how to rhyme, it’s ok. We won’t laugh too hard. You don’t have to put ‘izzle’ or ‘izzy’ at the end of every word for the pure sake of rhyming. I can understand after 9 CDs in 10 years it could be difficult to find new rhymes, but do you really have to change words in order to make them rhyme? Oh, and your TV show ’sucks-izzle, fo-shizzle’. You’ve paid the cost to be the boss, not take the easy way out.

I am Bran-don-izzle. i am brandon
I have a web-suh-zizzle. i have a website
Fo-shizzle vi-si-tizzle. for sure, visitor

I am the web-mas-tizzy. i am the webmaster
I write the p-h-pizzy. i write the php
Fo-shizzy vi-si-tizzy. for sure, visitor

Werd, yo… izzle. ok then.

*ahem*